You Know You’re A Super Affiliate When…
It’s Friday the 13th so I figured it would be the perfect time for a fun post. This one is just for a laugh, so don’t take it too serious. Without any further ado:
YOU KNOW YOU’RE A SUPER AFFILIATE WHEN…
You drive a nicer car than anyone in your family.
You read AffBuzz more than your local newspaper.
You cringe every time you hear or see anything about the FTC.
Random people message you on Facebook looking for employment.
You’d give up your girlfriend before your traffic sources.
You’d rather scale a campaign than go out on Saturday night.
You hire your parents to work for you.
Your neighbors think you’re a drug dealer.
Your parents think you’re a drug dealer.
You think Oprah Winfrey is a greedy bitch.
You’d like to see Dr. Oz’s medical degree.
You know what “Slingin’ da berries” means.
You can make a bank teller’s jaw drop.
You smoke the eCig and think about what a missed opportunity.
You replace all your friends with Affiliate Managers.
You understand this sentence: Based on our spend we think that’s an adequate EPC given the CTR.
Your credit card bill is 6-figures on a monthly basis. (or 7)
You think $100,000 isn’t that much money.
You think $200,000 isn’t that much money.
Hell, you think $500,000 isn’t that much money.
Your girlfriend has to hide your iPhone to get your attention.
You travel to a major American city at least once a month.
Feel free to add your own in the comment box below. I had several more but I figured I had to stop at some point and get some work done. I hope everyone has a great weekend!
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13 Responses to “You Know You’re A Super Affiliate When…”
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Lmao @ this post. Most of them made me laugh because they are so true.
My favs:
You cringe every time you hear or see anything about the FTC.
Random people message you on Facebook looking for employment.
Your neighbors think you?re a drug dealer.
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Dead on. How many of your friends haven’t asked for a job? I have a list that ask me every time I see them.
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You know you are a super affiliate when affiliate managers take you out to dinner (and travel to your town to do it).
When your merchants send you gifts every month. Heck, when the network sends you gifts you really know.
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Richard says:
Thanks everyone for the comments!
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One for the poor wives of super affiliates.
You know you are married to a super affiliate
when he wakes up in a sweat from a nightmare screaming
“Keep your hands off my cookies!”
Linda Buquet
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I’d say the same Linda, except you know your a super affiliate when you wake up screaming “Dammit, Google just slapped me again!”
**Sighs** How many of us have had those times?
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I was smoking my e-cig when reading this… no joke.
Smoking Everywhere apple flavor… and no its still not to late to sling some “guilt free cigarettes”
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Haha Ian, my girlfriend didn’t think it was as funny.
Oh and ppcbz, there’s nothing wrong with that, you are just taking a bigger risk and are probably very rich because of it.
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Lmao @ this post. Most of them made me laugh because they are so true.
My favs:
You cringe every time you hear or see anything about the FTC.
Random people message you on Facebook looking for employment.
Your neighbors think you?re a drug dealer.
Dead on. How many of your friends haven’t asked for a job? I have a list that ask me every time I see them.
You know you are a super affiliate when affiliate managers take you out to dinner (and travel to your town to do it).
When your merchants send you gifts every month. Heck, when the network sends you gifts you really know.
Richard says: Thanks everyone for the comments!
One for the poor wives of super affiliates.
You know you are married to a super affiliate
when he wakes up in a sweat from a nightmare screaming
“Keep your hands off my cookies!”
Linda Buquet
I’d say the same Linda, except you know your a super affiliate when you wake up screaming “Dammit, Google just slapped me again!”
**Sighs** How many of us have had those times?
I was smoking my e-cig when reading this… no joke.
Smoking Everywhere apple flavor… and no its still not to late to sling some “guilt free cigarettes”
Haha Ian, my girlfriend didn’t think it was as funny.
Oh and ppcbz, there’s nothing wrong with that, you are just taking a bigger risk and are probably very rich because of it.
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