Alright, before I make this post I want everyone to know I’m not trying to become a rapper. I was laying around last night thinking of a creative blog and it just popped in my head to remix the entrance theme to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Random I know, but sometimes the best ideas I’ve ever had just randomly come to me. Anyways, this was fun to write so hopefully it’s fun to read:

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became an Internet millionaire

In my office focused and amazed
Typing wrestling news is how I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
Searchin’ the ‘net I found a pay-per-click school
More than a dozen tries
And still no good
I scaled that campaign as much as I could
I hit a home run and success I declared
I said let’s do some media buying and go on a tear

Puttin up numbers day after day
The networks were askin’ who is Ryan Gray?
Threw up the offers and got people to click it
John pulled up in his BMW and said let’s kick it

First class, white Mercedes to drive
The Super Affiliate Twins have finally arrived
Is that what a success story is like?
Hmmmm this might be alright

But wait I hear this stuff is hard, challenging at that
Super Scared at times, what if I have a heart attack?
I don’t think so
If we didn’t take a chance, we’d never made it there
This is how I became an Internet millionaire

Well, the campaigns are built and ready for traffic
So let’s build that office and freakin staff it
Never gave up even though it wasn’t easy
There were times where marketing just made me queezy

I had a dream, now it’s almost funny
How I was almost afraid to invest a little money
If anything I can say our story is rare
But I thought ‘Ahh forget it’ – ‘I’m an Internet millionaire’

I started blogging and now this is gettin silly
Who ever thought I’d be makin’ a milli
Never gave up and ignored the haters
They’re just jealous they’re workin as a waiter
I still can’t believe it, I’m finally there
To sit on my comp as an Internet millionaire